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If you are appalled, breached, broken, bruised, battered, hurt, infracted, injured, offended, outraged, pained, piqued, scandalized, shocked, spited, transgressed, violated, or wounded easily by writings that question or challenge your deep set weltanschauung, orientations, paradigm, presuppositions, perceptions, or views, then stop now! Leave! If you continue on it will be at your own risk and by your own choice that is uncoerced by any external forces not the least of which being the writings on this blog.

Continuing on will expose the reader to sardonic humor, the proclivity toward paronomasia, and satire. Bamboozled befuddlement can and will occur upon a moment’s notice. Those without a sense of wit or humor may be flummoxed and aghast: you should depart now, before further trauma is applied to your psyche. For if you continue, I, like that motley fool, shall gibe and gambol to your melancholy Dane and laugh in derisive manner at your discomfort.

You are the cause of any further calumny upon yourself unless you leave now.

In a sober mien I oft times ponder upon the Christian theology of the Protestant sort. If you prefer to have your theology spoon fed to you by professional theologians then this isn’t where you should be for mine is the rhetoric of the semi-educated laity. Also since my proclivities are toward a more conservative nature you won’t read anything that smacks of neo-evangelicalism, emergent, or any King-James-Only fundamentalist writings. I hold to those Particular Baptists who recognized the fruits of the Reformation and sought to be true reformers. It is the old truths not the new truths that I cling to and look with a jaundiced eye upon those that seek to forge a path not trod before by the stalwarts of our faith.

Your inauspicious inquisitiveness has served you ill for you have come to the end of my little admonition. If you have indeed been appalled, breached, broken, bruised, battered, hurt, infracted, injured, offended, outraged, pained, piqued, scandalized, shocked, spited, transgressed, violated, or wounded you have none to blame but yourself and I bid you goodbye.